Hello football balls. Trailing in the wake of another exciting transfer window about to close set out below is a short list of the most notable transfers during this transfer season which have taken place in this window of transfer opportunity.
Martin Spoons ₤20,000,000 from Moleskin Athletic (South Western Stapling League) to Mitt Romney United (Major League Soccer)
Peter Hain ₤103,000 from Work and Pensions United to Unemployed City (Welsh Over 50s league)
Andrei Lugovoi ₤1,9999,999.99 from FC Plutonium to Putin Town
Wayne "Christ" Jaspers ₤6.50 and a pint of milk from Uncle Casper AFC to Newcastle Tonsils
Derek Conway ₤32,000 from Tory Town FC to Whipless and Troublesome
I think that all in all we can conclude that the abovementioned list of transfers is quite enough for today.
