ON THE ELECTION TRAIL

With Windhover special correspondent, Warwick Whales Randall III Jr.

I just have to tell you of the organization that goes into these caucuses! Iowans from around Iowa are getting ready for what they are calling here, Thursday Thursday. In a bid to stave off the cold, Democratic candidate and former First Lady, Hilary Clothespin, has gotten into a spin by baking cheese muffins and scolding fellow candidate Alabama Bin Laden for his poor taste in wines!

Back on the Republican side of the State, famous potatoes, Mitch Mormonhouse and Ron Huckleberryfinn have been setting out their stalls as the candidates of Contemporary Cheesehampshire, while Randy Getmemywigianni, the former Mayor of Billy Ocean City, has been waving badgers out of his car window in a bid to curry favor with the Rational Badger Association.

All in all, Hektor, it looks like being a real old opera of a contest here tonight.

This is Warwick Whales Randall III Jr. for KBSCMBNOCC signing out from Iowa on the first of Windhover election specials for 2008.