Malcolm Sledge (Lab, Hackett North)
Snooker table including Steve Davies and Willy Thorne - ₤ 893,593.22
Beyonce Knowles cuckoo clock - ₤ 3,051.97
Real Madrid season ticket ₤ 904.61

Sir Walter Walcott (Con, Merton and Middle)
Gas powered roller skates - ₤ 42.50
Penguin shaped toilet roll holder - ₤ 99.25

Kenzine McFowles (Lab, North Cannonbury)
Security patrol for Vintage Champagne collection - ₤ 45,981.75
Antique stool repairs - ₤ 491.87

Alan Punction (LibDem, Thapworth West)
Hot lunch in Westminster - ₤ 95.27
Hot lunch in Bristol - ₤ 44.20
Two hot lunches in Margate - ₤ 127.82

Theodore Testicles (Lab, Crappington and Shyte)
Marble shaped space shuttle holder - ₤ 450,000
Repairs to second home in Sub-Crappington-on-the-Shyte - ₤ 92,909.45
Rebuilding replica of Hanging Gardens of Babylon in second home in Westminster - ₤ 788,256.63